What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
11.06.2025 02:08
Do you know what she said mum?
True - how I loved my mum!
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What! how could you do that?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What do you mean son?
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
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Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?